My hobbies include: editing my life story, hiding behind metaphors, and trying to convince my shadow I’m someone worth following.
i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from
*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING
"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around
9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that
the hell kind of classes are you taking?
I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”
my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me