SEx, Stories, and other Nonsense..lol

Character description:


My hobbies include: editing my life story, hiding behind metaphors, and trying to convince my shadow I’m someone worth following.
Home /Ask me whatever/ Submit/Me/ old shit

ashprincessmidna:

loveparaphernalia:

cancerously:

chularin:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

THIS ALWAYS MAKES ME HAPPY

i really needed this today omfg

Lmfaoooo

I am so much happier now.

icecoldnukacola:

i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

That’s me!

roqweiler1911:

bahahaha

roqweiler1911:

bahahaha

ellelalee:

writing is hard

dmorr311

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

supertrout95:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that

the hell kind of classes are you taking?

I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”

unjolras:

my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me

S/o to those girls that grab dick in public.

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