SEx, Stories, and other Nonsense..lol

Character description:


My hobbies include: editing my life story, hiding behind metaphors, and trying to convince my shadow I’m someone worth following.
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blacknaturals:

♕ ohhipeskypie

hisexcellency:

thisshitfunny:

goofyn:

honoronher:

these fresh af tho

 Wear this to school I dare you 

squad shit

Those red joints

hisexcellency:

thisshitfunny:

goofyn:

honoronher:

these fresh af tho

Wear this to school I dare you

squad shit

Those red joints

dickprintbandit:

cosbyykidd:

vinebox:

When black parents try to raise their kids like white parents

she was on drugs and he was trying to snap her out of it. 

I swear to God man everything is not a damn joke.

yeah. that shit so sad to watch man. that little boy is really hurt.

bestrooftalkever:

party-wok:

julierthanyou:

clambistro:

Ahh, it’s back

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

every time i say “nah i’m not gonna watch it again.” BUT I STILL DO EVERY TIME.

YEAUGH

This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

@Anonymous

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

Every story has its villain.

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