SEx, Stories, and other Nonsense..lol

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My hobbies include: editing my life story, hiding behind metaphors, and trying to convince my shadow I’m someone worth following.
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Wow

Wow

myfatbrother:

Norton actually posted this on their Facebook timeline

myfatbrother:

Norton actually posted this on their Facebook timeline

Snoop bunny bunny

Snoop bunny bunny

i-am-the-goddamn-batman:

don’t you just wanna pinch his cheeks

i-am-the-goddamn-batman:

don’t you just wanna pinch his cheeks

kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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marinashutup:

in which the actor who plays one of television’s least likable characters is actually super considerate and cool

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