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My hobbies include: editing my life story, hiding behind metaphors, and trying to convince my shadow I’m someone worth following.
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tyleroakley:

"The Most Dramatic Rendition of "Do You Want to Build a Snowman" You’ll Ever Hear"

  • Korra: Maybe the reason I haven't been able to learn airbending is because YOU'RE A TERRIBLE TEACHER!
  • Tenzin: Terrible teacher? TERRIBLE TEACHER! I taught a 5 YEAR OLD how to airbend with his FARTS. So fuck you Korra! Fuck you very much!
fawltytitties:

DundundundundundundunnDUN. DUN DUN.
That’s the music that plays in the background of this epic moment.

fawltytitties:

DundundundundundundunnDUN. DUN DUN.

That’s the music that plays in the background of this epic moment.

stu-pidface:

how do you even pretend that was an accident? lol 
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stu-pidface:

how do you even pretend that was an accident? lol 

follow this blog!

fuckmestupid:

This is from the nude shoot I did. It’s the only one I’m going to post because you can see how much fun I honestly had. The water got super cold and I just kept shivering and cracking up. 
Shot by Natalie Evans

fuckmestupid:

This is from the nude shoot I did. It’s the only one I’m going to post because you can see how much fun I honestly had. The water got super cold and I just kept shivering and cracking up. 

Shot by Natalie Evans

fuckmestupid:

The most pointless video you will ever watch, yay!

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